On the first day of Christmas...
... my true love gave me an Infinity chemist in a lab coat!
Two grey hairs, Three French trees, Four scenting beads,
Five Golden rules...
Six Great for Feeling, Seven colour changing, Eight make it milky,
Nine make up removing, Ten ladies slimming, Eleven lips-a-pouting,
And finally, Twelve thickeners thickening.
We can make your wish come true this Christmas!